My unsolicited opinion about: Christmas
What is Christmas? There is the old argument, whether it is more like a Christian, or is a "pagan" festival of older roots.
is less well known that Christmas is as old as mankind is some evidence even talk that the origins date back far into our ape ancestors.
because in reality it is, especially the Christmas season to a Darwinian selection process.
be connected here by crowds, bright lights, compulsive Gifts hamsters with the compulsion to prove to taste, popular background music, reindeer, angels and plastic Santas, overdoses of mulled wine, damaged Keksmägen, pieksige pine branches, the ever-present risk of fire guaranteed oodles of real beeswax candles, precipitated light chains, not precipitated lights, charred three pyramids, Jesus, Mary, Joseph and paid the 3 musketeers sacred as well as countless petitioners and begging letters as high doses of stress hormones. Only the tough survive
. The rest turns into slavering heap of misery and flies out of the evolutionary chain.
Eg this child this afternoon. The approximately four-year term nasal owners hung on the hand of his mother and suffered from acute Christmas already obvious shock. Across the pedestrian street, it sounded: "Christmas lights! Christmas lights! Mamaaaa! Ni-ko-louse! Christmas lights!! MAMAAAA !!!!" diagnosis: acute Hirnbrei.
I turned off, in a book store, the mom including a runny nose to Tchibo, probably on a Clock "would say as Astor. When I left the crowded bookstore, I had the woman against Mom. And the next evolutionary beungünstigte Small, now a stage full of cracked, advanced with the face, together with spit, against my thigh.
good that I had no car.
I give him more of a poor prognosis.
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