My unsolicited opinion about: Christmas
What is Christmas? There is the old argument, whether it is more like a Christian, or is a "pagan" festival of older roots.
is less well known that Christmas is as old as mankind is some evidence even talk that the origins date back far into our ape ancestors.
because in reality it is, especially the Christmas season to a Darwinian selection process.
be connected here by crowds, bright lights, compulsive Gifts hamsters with the compulsion to prove to taste, popular background music, reindeer, angels and plastic Santas, overdoses of mulled wine, damaged Keksmägen, pieksige pine branches, the ever-present risk of fire guaranteed oodles of real beeswax candles, precipitated light chains, not precipitated lights, charred three pyramids, Jesus, Mary, Joseph and paid the 3 musketeers sacred as well as countless petitioners and begging letters as high doses of stress hormones. Only the tough survive
. The rest turns into slavering heap of misery and flies out of the evolutionary chain.
Eg this child this afternoon. The approximately four-year term nasal owners hung on the hand of his mother and suffered from acute Christmas already obvious shock. Across the pedestrian street, it sounded: "Christmas lights! Christmas lights! Mamaaaa! Ni-ko-louse! Christmas lights!! MAMAAAA !!!!" diagnosis: acute Hirnbrei.
I turned off, in a book store, the mom including a runny nose to Tchibo, probably on a Clock "would say as Astor. When I left the crowded bookstore, I had the woman against Mom. And the next evolutionary beungünstigte Small, now a stage full of cracked, advanced with the face, together with spit, against my thigh.
good that I had no car.
I give him more of a poor prognosis.
Tuesday, December 9, 2003
Monday, December 8, 2003
Thank You For In Laws Poem
My unsolicited opinion about ex-boyfriends
ex-boyfriends ...
However much one annoyed with the exes (or geext) are added, it is good to have them.
mass detention. One has to remember only good, which is to do what.
differs from normal friends that you always have a few cheesy pictures of the oh so pretty early days to carry around and doubt still chivalrous Seizures get when you come pushing his Stupsnäschen to the door, in contrast to other practical male friends from it, but spinning is no relationship like ("I screwed her shelf on the wall, now she wants to marry me! Jay!")
you just have to ex enough.
your computer is rather friendly texts and candy-colored Play only nasty noises and threatening at any moment all the data in the eternal "Linux would be determined not happened" reasons to send? Call an ex! (Which can indeed only as chain-smoking coffee-junkie, who never leaves the screen and not his studies finished, in memory, but said the study the 15th Semester computer science is not finished)
The cute IKEA sofa not only looks extremely jewelry, but also weighs 1.83 tons? Was not this passed, not only of a VW bus, but also lots of muscles and a guilty conscience because he once had forgotten your birthday, to call its own ...
In the new apartment and no stove? Since there are but Andy, who can not cook, and before its moved new he always used this microwave with grill has that now stands in the basement. A subtle reference to the painful images in your drawer, and the microwave takes leave to Thee
fresh and you definitely need a shoulder to cry on or a one-night stand to lift the self-consciousness? The behind you even tell how you're super? A text message to your favorite ex, and life goes on.
That leaves the super-asshole, was one of the more embarrassing in retrospect, but even this is extremely convenient. Nothing creates a so many party laugh, like the absurd Fies characteristics of the deposited ("have been like, with your cousin in the dress your mother in the bed of your brother and all shot on your digital camera? Is for what a theater play" The trial then? )
One can not simply have enough of them. Each
ex-boyfriends ...
However much one annoyed with the exes (or geext) are added, it is good to have them.
mass detention. One has to remember only good, which is to do what.
differs from normal friends that you always have a few cheesy pictures of the oh so pretty early days to carry around and doubt still chivalrous Seizures get when you come pushing his Stupsnäschen to the door, in contrast to other practical male friends from it, but spinning is no relationship like ("I screwed her shelf on the wall, now she wants to marry me! Jay!")
you just have to ex enough.
your computer is rather friendly texts and candy-colored Play only nasty noises and threatening at any moment all the data in the eternal "Linux would be determined not happened" reasons to send? Call an ex! (Which can indeed only as chain-smoking coffee-junkie, who never leaves the screen and not his studies finished, in memory, but said the study the 15th Semester computer science is not finished)
The cute IKEA sofa not only looks extremely jewelry, but also weighs 1.83 tons? Was not this passed, not only of a VW bus, but also lots of muscles and a guilty conscience because he once had forgotten your birthday, to call its own ...
In the new apartment and no stove? Since there are but Andy, who can not cook, and before its moved new he always used this microwave with grill has that now stands in the basement. A subtle reference to the painful images in your drawer, and the microwave takes leave to Thee
fresh and you definitely need a shoulder to cry on or a one-night stand to lift the self-consciousness? The behind you even tell how you're super? A text message to your favorite ex, and life goes on.
That leaves the super-asshole, was one of the more embarrassing in retrospect, but even this is extremely convenient. Nothing creates a so many party laugh, like the absurd Fies characteristics of the deposited ("have been like, with your cousin in the dress your mother in the bed of your brother and all shot on your digital camera? Is for what a theater play" The trial then? )
One can not simply have enough of them. Each
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