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My unsolicited opinion about: The search for tenants

It begins innocently. The first tiny, innocent ad. 1 bedroom apartment, hardwood floor, quiet position, on Non smoking, to the price and phone number.
3 small lines that hurt no one. Not even the money bag, because that's what now internet classified ads.
The first thing that hurts is the next morning the ear. And listen to late night (or should we rather speak at 23h of night?) And no longer.
No, this were not the ringing church bells from the wedding, where you simultaneously with Keanu Reeves, George Clooney, Karl Urban, Mr. Universe, Mr. World and two dozen winners of national beauty contests, and from some reason the small thick his former school caretaker was married.
To be prepared for the subsequent orgy properly. The brooch with the green gummy bears and the hat with the rooster on the edge they had finally been placed.
The second thing hurts, is the head, for the proposed relocation would be watered after typing the ad a bit.
The ringing at 6:13 was not as planned.
Nor the shrill female voice in the handset. "Is the house still there?" Of course it is already gone. The others have just called as early as 6:12. Really. And she has someone taken away. The apartment, not the Screecher. The question is now just bleeding until the ear to know whether the visit worthwhile. Just as their legitimate successors: the croaking, the flirt, the incomprehensible, the Geschäftsfuzzi, and the owner of probably the largest dog in this hemisphere. Anyway, he sounded it. To
11h then begins to roll the survey wave, interrupted by constant ringing.
It begins the great mutual kidding.
The claim of smelling like an ashtray inspector, barely, and if anything, to smoke outside the door is closest to zealously avenged through the chambers wiesel be attending. With a malicious beating of the lower-voiced, diligently practicing singer next door.
For the attempt to woo the apartment as a free give away the personal wardrobe of the tenant, is pushed, the dim light in the apartment again weather and the whole object, in spite of repeated mold be corner in the kitchen, touted as a warm and dry.
The biggest dog in this hemisphere, the drooling and trying to rip off the lead, is countered with a clever reference to the nice neighborhood. Being somehow lost the addition is that the cats of the nice neighbors constantly shitting in the garden, and had the last, big, slobbering dog a surprisingly short life. To date, no one knows who the rat poison has been sprinkled.
The shy student who registers interest immediately, announced to the apartment again want to watch with her boyfriend in order to be able to finalize.
comes And again. With the friend. Then again, this time with her mother. It is now three days later. And wants to still 3 days to think.
Meanwhile, calls the near-Non smoking every day 2 at times, because if something is decided. Provides for the first bribes a carton of cigarettes corrected, but quickly and turns the whole thing in cash. The student will still come with her father and her friend, two men are better than one. And anyway, more than a little foolish woman.
does hurt now also the neck, from the many speeches, the feet of many Rumführen, and the nose, because the incomprehensible has dragged a bad cold.
When the student takes the whole thing finally gets a subsequent cancellation for my new apartment.

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My unsolicited opinion about: family celebrations

Is there anything better than family gatherings? Especially when it's not your own?
You always wanted the connection between rabbits Hoppels sudden disappearance and Aunt Annie know with the cleaver?
And why Hopper was able to send a card from the holiday, that he was away, as it was for the consolation of this tasty meat in red wine? And most of all on
You wanted to know how to respond Hoppels former owners when they find out the story after 10 years at last?
parking just the right questions, except for Aunt Annie, all concerned (still) alive and present.
Or fancy a bit of mud wrestling? Just worry that the two new, beautiful, but sit a bit silly friends of the family sons who happen to also be stamped with the same hairstyle, same end of the table.
Just mashed potatoes, gravy and other things that are suitable for the "accidental dropping on the hair stand, discreet draping in the area, and tadah can get the show.
a little extra fun complacent?
ask one of the two proud owners of the up end new acquisitions by the way, it is a clear low volume, if Manu had now reported already with him, which would last one week 4 times called and after her bra asked whom they would have recently forgotten evening with him .. .
Then you drape a free jazz CD (in the unlikely event that the family flies to something, one with Upper Bavarian folk music) brought in the collection of rich aunt. No one will dare to change the CD while the aunt in turn suggested an attack on the part of the legacy hunters on her delicate health, and should start with sauce and inject venom.
At this point it is appropriate to the difficulty mannered family dog that bites is desperately begging, unremarkable to get a few crumbs, which are clearly off the table, can. Get used to the NEVER again.
The parents are still peaceful? Simply by father to stress how great it would find that he is at the request of the mother always settle for a beer. But where all the male members of their own family as something more than ridiculous fucking wives-fuss, unmanly and oppressive abtäten and simply doing what they themselves wanted.
The mother was then asked whether the fact still have the jacket two years ago was that they wore as always. When was the last time they would have gotten roses from her husband. And why the pretty cousin would come of it, with which it has now seen her husband recently in the city at perfume, never really on the family celebrations. And if you sniff this perfume because time is expected.
Do not forget to refill the gravy in between, so no one will eventually go out of ammunition. It will be surely felt by all.